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Total Medals Earned: 120 (From 18 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,365 Points

Alkie Kong 2

Worship the Mighty Unlocked 4/7/09
5 Points
View the high scores.
Great Listener Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Rick Rolled 5 Points View the entire end-game movie.
Six Pack 5 Points Find 6 bottles.
Beerbot Smash 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Boxed Up 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Code Breaker 25 Points Enter the super secret level code.
Great Defender 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Half Case 25 Points Find 12 Bottles.
Switch Off 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Vertigo 25 Points Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Bat Crazy 50 Points Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Full Case 50 Points Find 24 bottles.
Olympian 50 Points Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Survivalist 50 Points Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Drunken Deity 100 Points Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Savior Unlocked 6/8/10
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy 50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 4/28/09
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 4/28/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET Unlocked 4/28/09
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! Unlocked 4/28/09
5 Points
Use a grenade.
BEEP, BOOM! Unlocked 4/28/09
10 Points
Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS Unlocked 4/28/09
10 Points
Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN Unlocked 5/1/09
25 Points
Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! Unlocked 5/1/09
25 Points
Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR Unlocked 5/1/09
25 Points
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! Unlocked 5/1/09
25 Points
Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE Unlocked 5/1/09
50 Points
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY Unlocked 5/2/09
50 Points
Get all trophies!
AAARGH! 10 Points Go into RAGE.
YIPPEE KAY AY 50 Points Purchase all weapons.
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.
SUPER ARSENAL 100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!

Medals Earned: 12/16 (240/500 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 7/29/10
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Communist in Space

Qvit Stalin Unlocked 8/2/10
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated Unlocked 8/2/10
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 8/2/10
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 4/2/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/2/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Unlocked 4/2/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/13 (155/155 points)

Drop the Bomb (Medals)

Flawless Failure Unlocked 8/16/09
5 Points
Get three straight questions wrong.
BomBomBomBomWooooo 5 Points Get three strikes with $4,900.
Bomb Squad 10 Points Survive 10 bomb rounds.
Don't Be A Wimp 10 Points Finish the Bonus Round with two bombs.
Octochamp 10 Points Get eight questions in a row correct.
Trump Card 10 Points Finish game with more than $20,000.
Extra Innings 25 Points Enter the Bonus Round with ten or more spins.
Flawless Victory 25 Points Win the game without any strikes
Marathon Grill 25 Points Answer 25 questions in a row correct.
One-Hit Kill 25 Points Answer five $1,000 questions in a row.
Bonus Buster 50 Points Take ten Bonus Spins without hitting a bomb.
Fallout Shelter 50 Points Survive a five-question bomb.
The Matt Ottinger Honorary Medal 100 Points No incorrect answer and no bombs in Bonus Round.

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/350 points)

Friday: The Game

DERP! Unlocked 5/14/11
5 Points
Fail at typing
Oh Poop Unlocked 5/14/11
5 Points
Wrong game, jackass!
Suicide Unlocked 5/14/11
5 Points
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points Disco inferno
Cereal Killer 5 Points What a nutty way to die!
Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points See you next FALL!
Oh Poop II 5 Points You found some poo!
Oh Poop III 5 Points Well, at least now you fit into
Road Kill 5 Points Fall out of the car.
ZAP! 5 Points What a SHOCKING experience!
Going Viral 10 Points Based on a true story.
Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points Just say NO !
Poop Princess 25 Points Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Winaholic 25 Points Find all 3 good endings.
Everybody's Rushin 50 Points Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Loseaholic 50 Points Lose in every way possible.
Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points Get to the party!
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/385 points)

Lifeguard Larry Deluxe

Dive right in! Unlocked 7/26/10
5 Points
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
Following instructions... Unlocked 7/26/10
5 Points
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEADSHOT! Unlocked 7/26/10
5 Points
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
The gambler Unlocked 7/26/10
5 Points
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Butterfly Effect Unlocked 7/26/10
10 Points
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
GET OVER HERE! Unlocked 7/26/10
10 Points
Scorpion would be proud.
I'm not dead yet! Unlocked 7/26/10
10 Points
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
Statuesque Unlocked 7/26/10
10 Points
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
Thumb up your butt Unlocked 7/26/10
10 Points
What were you doing?
We're gonna need a bigger boat. Unlocked 7/30/10
25 Points
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!

Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)

Make My Next Game

Tipsy Unlocked 5/23/11
5 Points
had one too many
Wired Unlocked 5/23/11
5 Points
get a grip man
Efficient Unlocked 5/23/11
10 Points
finish a project in less than 27 commands
INCEPTION Unlocked 5/23/11
10 Points
go two levels deep
Knock Knock 5 Points who's there?
Or GTFO? 5 Points you know how it goes
Pixel Puncher 5 Points literally
Success! 10 Points finish a flash project

Medals Earned: 4/8 (30/55 points)